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Author:	Big_Bill789
Elite Ratio:	3.62 - 318/350/99
Words:	100

Class/Type:	Poetry/Misc
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you wish you knew what this meant.

those dang sea farmers. dots

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We broke into a banjo store
and started yodeling
and screaming limericks
of old english lore

little did we know
there was a shadowy farmer
lurking
and stalking our presence.

I could smell the cow shit
from 50 yards.
the demon of crop has shown himself
Yes, we shall kill the farmer dead
but we will surely starve
so I say we should eat the farmer.
and cover our losses
just as all in the world will do
at one time or another

we kayaked for weeks
and then we got eaten
by sea farmers.

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  We broke into a banjo store
and started yodeling
and screaming limericks
of old english lore

Now, this is just awesome. I loved it. Hooked me from the moment I read it. Good use of words, "Banjo, limericks, lore, yodeling," Its very outside the norm, which tends to impress.

little did we know
there was a shadowy farmer
lurking
and stalking our presence.

This is where I literally go, "Awwwww, [censored]!" Cos I know some crazy [censored] is about to go down and I start to get excited. And now I am even more hooked into the story.

I could smell the cow [censored]
from 50 yards.
the demon of crop has shown himself
Yes, we shall kill the farmer dead
but we will surely starve
so I say we should eat the farmer.
and cover our losses
just as all in the world will do
at one time or another

This where it starts to get all freaky horror movie on us. Cannibalism, really? I love it. This brings you from the Jolly first stanza to the Grisly third stanza. Also, I like how it is so morbid, but it makes it seem less Killing People and more Wacky Hijinks.

we kayaked for weeks
and then we got eaten
by sea farmers.

So anti-climatic, it is really truly great. I think it was the sea farmers that got me. Good job. I am so favoriting this.
| Posted on 2007-10-29 00:00:00 | by Kiddo | [ Reply to This ]
  it reminds me of this man i knew, a schizophrenic who told me once that he always wanted to barbecue a manatee.

naughty but hilarious!
| Posted on 2007-10-24 00:00:00 | by ruejacobs | [ Reply to This ]
  I'm up for craziness in humor and enjoyed trying to figure this one out! No, I did not succeed, but why should that matter?! :-) Sharon
| Posted on 2007-10-22 00:00:00 | by Peggy Paris | [ Reply to This ]
  That was an interesting piece of work. Certainly very funny and very random, but especially unique. Why? Well Ive never seen a style like this before. Its light and funny, but there is certainly something very dark to it. One thing that got me, was your choice of words though. It seems almost at points like its trying to rhyme. And sometimes in a rhyme you make sacrifices on the words in order to keep the rhythm going. It seemed like you were doing this. Another thing that threw me off was that the first stanza did in fact rhyme - whether this was by chance or not, I really dont know. Nice work though!
| Posted on 2007-10-21 00:00:00 | by Arrowcat | [ Reply to This ]
  You have a funny style...and I like it.

This cracked me up:

"We broke into a banjo store
and started yodeling
and screaming limericks
of old english lore"

Farmers are some scary people...lol
| Posted on 2007-10-20 00:00:00 | by Raivn | [ Reply to This ]

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