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    dots Submission Name: Very Nice Boobsdots

    Author: Jeniffer
    ASL Info:    18/f/earth
    Elite Ratio:    5.76 - 240/279/81
    Words: 138
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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       Think of this as a feminist commentary on the sexism that is endured by today's modern successful working woman.

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    dotsVery Nice Boobsdots

    Exquisite manners,
    demure expression,
    sweet flirtation;

    Of intelligent women,
    she is the best;
    but you can't ignore
    what proportions suggest

    (You see, the seams are popping
    at her chest)

    If a gentleman says
    what the situation behoobs,
    you'll hear, "Excuse me, ma'am,
    but you have very nice boobs."

    She may have experience
    with labs and test tubes,
    she can calculate with
    geometric cubes,
    but she'll never escape
    those boobs boobs boobs boobs
    boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

    She enjoys reading
    for intellectual lubing
    and booby boobs
    and booby boobing

    Men don't think about
    labs and test tubes
    they don't care if she calculates
    with geometric cubes
    all that they know
    is glorious boobs

    If you peer into their
    twisted imaginings,
    you'll see breathless unbuttonings
    and big bouncy round things

    Submitted on 2007-10-24 18:01:33     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      yes, look up...look up here, this is where my eyes are.

    i hate locker room mentality and have very few guy friends.

    this poem is funny and clever...

    nice play on words on the "seem" rather than spelling it "seam"

    | Posted on 2011-11-09 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
      That was well written and somewhat funny at the same time. I enjoyed it very much and it is exactly how men are at times. You just have to find the ones who look at your eyes and not boobs. My compliments to the writer
    | Posted on 2008-03-12 00:00:00 | by Fallyn Angel | [ Reply to This ]
      A great humorous piece, I think humour is so important to all art. Sometimes people take themselves a little too seriously! But you obviously know when to poke fun at something, laugh up life even when it gets annoying. The rythm was great, the message simple but strong. I love the contrast between words that suggest the formal and the casual (gentlemen and behooves against booby boobs.) Yeah, great word choice all around, keeping it light.
    Well anyway have a happy holiday
    and keep on keeping on,
    | Posted on 2007-12-08 00:00:00 | by travwell | [ Reply to This ]
      To be completely honest, I never really understood the attraction to those ,er, things. Boobs. And I'm a guy. I tend to go the other way around. Wow, that girl has an amazing personality, even makes me laugh (rare, that). Then about a week into the inevitably developing crush, I realize she has... very nice... breasts.

    And it pisses me off, cause I hate being distracted like that.

    God's joke on me, Man's favorite thing is also his bane.

    To the writing itself, that was amazing. I laughed, I cried, and then it made me think. You win.

    | Posted on 2007-12-07 00:00:00 | by Flynn | [ Reply to This ]
      Not bad at all Jen
    You bring u some good points that sadly a lot of men make up their minds on beauty about
    Me Personally and I say this with all honesty I could care less what a woman looks like on the outside
    I personally go for the mind when I look for beauty
    I would easilly be attracted to a woman who say weighs 400 pounds with a Great sense of humor over a dim witted so called beautiful model who has none
    As they say Beauty is truly in the eyes of the beholder
    God Bless
    | Posted on 2007-12-05 00:00:00 | by Ronswords | [ Reply to This ]
      "Men don't think about
    labs and test tubes
    they don't care if she calculates
    with geometric cubes
    all that they know
    is glorious boobs."

    Well, I allways applaud thruth where I see it exposed and for a long time now I haven't read anything more truthful than this. :) Good writing!
    | Posted on 2007-11-18 00:00:00 | by Paradox | [ Reply to This ]
      Eh, i fell into a trap there, didn't i? i read the title of your poem and came to investigate and pretty much compounded your argument that us guys are obsessed with "big bouncy round things". Well, damn my curious nature. Though i have to admit, i do like legs, too - i'm pretty open-minded like that.

    Anyhow, i'm sure it's fair to say that you gals are exactly the same. Are you trying to tell me that you don't look at a guy's arms or chest or behind? I think you do, Miss Jeniffer. Hm, maybe i should write a piece about being man-meat to some women - it happens i'm afraid. This women in the store where i work smacks my arse on a weekly basis. It's degrading. Plus it hurts: she's very heavy handed.

    Before i go, i'll tell you which vocab in your poem 'stirred' me:

    Boobs, flirtation, lubing, boobs, behoob, booby, boobing, breathless, bouncy, boobs...and twisted. yeah, i just like that word.

    Anyhow, good write. Keep it up.

    | Posted on 2007-11-02 00:00:00 | by Jacoby | [ Reply to This ]
      Boobs make the world go around, didn't ya know?

    If I had boobs, I'd be playing with them non-stop. Sadly, that's the truth.



    | Posted on 2007-10-26 00:00:00 | by alteredlife | [ Reply to This ]
      This reminds me of an article I was reading just now,

    Researchers Track Boobies for Climate Change Data:

    It's on a species of birds called boobies, which are tracked by GPS for research purposes.

    Your poem is extremely funny and original! It made me laugh during the many parts, including " booby boobs
    and booby boobing." The 9th line has what can be construed as a pun, "seems"(meaning the glances at her chest) and "seams".

    There is unacknowledged political-correctness associated with such terms, and such flagrant use of them provokes laughter. The good thing about your poem is that it doesn't solely rely on the ridiculousness of the word "boob", but gives its own grim, sarcastic and playful opinion on it.

    I enjoyed the mutilation of "behoves", and the pun on "lubing". I disagree with the message of the last 2 stanzas, but that's just me. The poem was ice clear.

    I can't think of anything to make it better. Fun poem!
    | Posted on 2007-10-25 00:00:00 | by albery rinash | [ Reply to This ]
      Ugh... so true. It's good that I read this after reading AsiaticFox's "Ha." The thoughts are still fresh.

    In his piece, he chose to use a hare as what might have been a symbol for "the sweet man." And in two syllables, he, in a way, expresses the reality that it doesn't matter how cute, or sweet or intelligent or sophisticated a hare, a boy or whatever-it-is-that-has-a-dick is, it won't change the fact that he is an animal with animalistic needs. Same thing goes for women I guess, underneath all the pads, the clothes, the college degrees and the jaded scent of cigarettes, a woman is still a woman and a woman, like a man, is still an animal.

    Anyway, the feel of the piece is favorable. It has a respectable level of detachment that makes it somewhat cold and calculatingly amusing. It presents itself in an almost tired manner - possibly borderline pissed. It also translates its feelings in a very documentary-ish kind of fashion that seems to enjoy rubbing the surface of the issue and casting strong shadows at the heart of what needs to be said.

    Overall, it is a pretty solid piece.
    | Posted on 2007-10-25 00:00:00 | by ANGELO | [ Reply to This ]
    the bane of my existance haha.
    life was fine til i woke up with them and then it was all over and i slept on my stomach for months trying to push them back in somehow hahaha!

    it only got worse.

    but funniest story...
    me and my friends went on this roadtrip. i was 16. there was this greek boy who was hilarious and my best friend was deadly in love with him and she would hang on every word he said. anyways we stopped somewhere to get some water or something and he turned to her intending to say "can i get you some beveridge?" and said "can i get you some cleavage?" hahahahahaha!
    poor guy. poor girl. i almost died. laughing.

    ive got some witty shirts that address the boobies situation [i even screen printed bright red hands on the front of a tshirt haha]

    but yes. guys are rediculous when it comes to boobs but then... girls are pretty bad at flaunting them and flirting and distracting boys. its not their fault theyre so distractable i guess.

    funny piece right there jen
    | Posted on 2007-10-25 00:00:00 | by Someones Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
      "and booby boobs and booby boobing"
    has my attention and my vote for best line ever in a poem about boobs.
    "boob" what a silly little word, what with the double B's and double O's and all.
    can't hardly say it without a grin creeping.
    so heres my question; why do women insist on the "sophistication" if this is what they think men think?
    like sneaky animal trainers.
    hilarious stuff.
    booby boob boob
    | Posted on 2007-10-24 00:00:00 | by eno1 | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha ha! Funny as cleavage!

    Oh, Skye, you really made me laugh with this one. That's probably one of the truest things you can say about men: we're sex fiends.

    Reminds me of Proverbs 5:18,19 in the Bible:

    "Let your water source prove to be blessed, and rejoice with the wife of your youth, a lovable hind and a charming mountain goat. Let her own breasts intoxicate you at all times. With her love may you be in an ecstasy constantly.

    Men love women. Yep yep yep yep yep they do. And the last stanza, made me laugh (knowingly).

    "If you peer into their
    twisted imaginings,
    you'll see breathless unbuttonings
    and big bouncy round things."

    Funny, their purpose is to feed babies. But to men, they are their for looking at.

    Such a funny piece. Very nice boobs...er, I mean poem.

    | Posted on 2007-10-24 00:00:00 | by AsiaticFox | [ Reply to This ]

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