A man and a women are sitting across from each other in the subway:
The women thinks-
"Wow, he's cute,
I wonder what book he's reading?,
(The Catcher in the Rye) huh,
I wonder if there is a reason he's reading that book, maybe a little crazy.
Ohh, nice shoes, maybe Prada.
I bet you that he has money.
I wonder if he thinks I'm cute?,
I should have spent longer on my hair this morning it's a shambles."
The man thinks-
"Yo, check her out,
Too bad she's sitting down, I can't see if she has a nice ass,
Man, her perfume is driving me crazy,
I wonder if she puts it on her belly button?,
How nice would it be to lick that belly button
I bet her sweat taste of fine wine and jelly beans. I wonder what position she likes, it doesn't matter to me, I like them all."
A man and a women pass each other on the street:
The women thinks-
"Don't look, don't look
I kind of like his style, although he walks a little funny,
Oh is he smoking, kind of a turn off.
I wonder if he's funny?, he looks like he might be funny.
Nice leather jacket, maybe he's in a band, thats kinda hot.
Something about a man who can play an instrument that drives me crazy,
OK he's past me, I wonder if he's thinking of turning around to talk to me?"
The man thinks-
"Look at me, Look at me,
Man, did she paint that outfit on this morning,
I would say those are about a "C" cup,
[picture in his head on the girl naked on top with the beautiful breast bouncing about]
I wounder what she sounds like when she moans? Is she a screamer or does she just lie there?
Come on look at me!!!!
Damn it, she didn't look at me, let me check out this ass real quick [He spins his head around real fast to check out the back end of the girl as she walks away], ohh it's nice, maybe I'll run into her in a bar one night after she's had a couple of drinks."
A man and a women just finished having sex for the first time:
The women thinks-
"That was so beautiful,
I wonder if he felt the same thing that I did?
I wonder what his family is like?, I hope that they like me.
It was kinda weird when he started to spank me but oh well whatever floats his boat.
I can't wait to snuggle all night long, this is my favorite part."
The man thinks-
"What now"
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Submission Name: Difference Between Men & Women
