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The Spectacular Lustful Dictionary!


Author: SlanderousLust
ASL Info:    21/Q/Four inches from you
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Class/Type: Joke /Passion
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. . .Contains foul language, Rated R.


The Spectacular Lustful Dictionary!



Welcome and thanks for dedicating, or at least attempting to dedicate a bit of your time to read my "Spectacular Lustful Dictionary!" I hope you enjoy yourself and perhaps learn something along the journey into the unknown (*Woosh!*)

Girly: a girly is a possible hoe who contains at least one of the following traits: Hawtness, Smexiness, or Variable Allure.

Hawtness: Hawtness can be described in many ways but is best described as a person place or thing that could possibly give you an erection or perhaps even cause you to 'splooge' your pants.

Smexiness: a form of Hawtness that sticks with you beyond the encounter wit the 'Hawt' anomaly. Lasting even days or months Smexiness can lead to 'perpetual splooging' of the pants, which is dangerous to say the least.

Variable Allure: an anomaly that science has yet to explain, some creatures can have neither Hawtness nor Smexiness yet still be alluring enough to keep the creature on your mind. . .some experts believe this variable allure to be linked with another anomaly called 'love', they have since been mauled, killed, and raped, in that order.

Splooge: The act of Busting a nut in one's pants.

Perpetual Splooging: A rare condition in which one will continuously splooge one's pants until one's nut inverts.

Magic: a fictional belief that some males could ever have any form of power over a female. This was disproven by Dr. Greenwich of the southern studies institute for sexual disorders. In Dr. Greenwich's final report he stated that even after some males were informed of the fictitious state of 'magic' they still strode bravely into the fray, seeking a mate in the fairer sex.

Desert Sex: Desert Sex is not named for a sweet after meal snack, but for a wasteland of dust and nothingness. Desert Sex is a tactic used by females to keep males in line, A male will be forbidden to splooge for a long period of time due to a fight or disagreement. After the allotted time is up the female will accept the male into her bed again, giving the male the illusion of amazing sex.

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Thank you for reading my "Spectacular Lustful Dictionary!" I hope it helps any in need. .




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  Haha I love it. I feel a little bit smarter now.
I'm going to use some of those in everyday conversations.
You have a very interesting mind.

...And it's written wonderfully, by the way.

You brightened my evening with this one.
It certainly is spectacular.

Thanks for the laugh.

-nikkki
| Posted on 2007-12-12 00:00:00 | by Razor2TheRosary | [ Reply to This ]


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