You asked if I like fruitcake, dear?
Let me make my feelings clear!
You can ship all sorts of things:
Clothes and books and fancy rings,
Lovely gifts and tasty brews,
Paperweights and crafty glues.
Just donít send a brick by mail
For, you see, Iím rather frail.
Glass is fragile and it breaks;
Batterís messy if not baked.
Brandyís fine and so is cheese;
Honeyís greatÖwithout the bees.
Pecan patties sure taste fine
Topped off with a bit of wine.
Chocolate, both dark and sweet,
Seems a very special treat.
Chewy caramelís delight
Makes the scale my weighty plight.
You can glaze my eyes with tears,
Soothe my aches, and quell my fears.
Send me kisses on demand;
Iím molasses in your hands.
Bring your loviní; save your cash
Iíll be ready in a flash.
Fruitcake that I seem to be,
Love is all you need send me.