What if Jesus wasn’t crucified?
Instead he was shot,
cause he tried
to steal some killer Bethlehem Pot
A drug dealer--maybe?
A free spirited healer?
Sent to save me?
And he drove a Cadillac,
not a nice one- but some beat up piece of crap
With a bumper sticker on the back
That said "King Of the Brews"
What if …he wasn’t even a Jew?
And dieing for us never was a gift?
It was because he coveted his neighbor’s wife’s tits
What if he was a chick? Is that O.K?
Who was hooked on Frankincense and Mir?
So, she sucked dick
all freaking day.
Friends couldn’t even make sense of what occurred,
and I probably woulda fucked her-
then of course I cheated-
and then got beat up by her mother.
Her virgin Mother---
Who was a hooker-
And my lover-
and a kick boxing champion—
Hailing from The Holy Land
Mary the Hippy Killer Magdalene.
A Hippy ya can never trust,
Nor did he die for us—
He died cause he was a rat
and spilled his guts
about what went on,
the night Matthew and Mark
saw Luke stick it in John’s butt.
It was nuts.
It was done!
This is now the Gospel according to no-one.
What if Jesus went to Grateful Dead shows and sold patchouli....?
And bong pokers
to the young smokers?—
And pimped out his hippy girlfriend named Julie?
Never trust a hippy!
The bible on trial….
Hung-
Like the Hymn
he hummed to her-
a prayer-
a sheep herder
a sheep fucker
Trusting a hippy?
long hair
sandal wearer
Never!
lamemansterms
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Submission Name: Jesus DoinTricks for Franky & Mir?
