Hey there, hello, and how do you do?
I've got a proposition just waiting for you!
Just come on, sign on, here's your cue
And join my rag-tag, amazing zoo!
I've got every toy for destruction,
and people from alien abduction!
Just a small moral deduction,
to join my electrifying production!
It's sure to astound!
Ignoring any rule in a single bound!
Just keep sticking around,
and your approval will be sound.
The small side effect,
Is, with all due respect,
something we can neglect,
and no doubt reject.
Because it's all here and now!
The fun to come I avow!
This job is a cash cow,
and one only I will allow.
So what do you say?
Only once you have to pay,
but this offer's only today!
So don't you dare delay!
Great, wonderful, amazing!
Your choice is worth praising!
And your eyes are blazing,
I can see you're done appraising.
So here it is, here's your prize!
One that none would advise,
but we've blinded your eyes,
with our demonic desguise.
A one way ticket to hell!
It's bound to be swell,
a story none can retell.
This means it's my curtain call, farewell.