A sphinx once asked me,
"What has four legs in the morning,
Two in the evening,
And three at night?"
"Man", I replied
I chuckled lightly unto myself,
My cheeks rosy with glee.
"I wouldn't smirk so," Insisted the sphinx
Upon my whimsical smile.
"The last guy to answer my riddle
Killed his father and married
The sphinx turned and laughed.
I turned and grimaced...
Note to reader: My mother died
Years ago, so I could not
Have married her...
However, I haven't seen my sister
Is it normal for children to have six toes?