Youre an asshole and you hurt me
Claim youre true and then desert me?
Liar, cheater, and through all my trust!
Youre a jerk and you dont deserve me
Youre a pretender and Im through this
Youre an idiot, and so useless!
You brag about how to treat a girl
And I laugh cus youre so clueless!
They ask and now I can explain
Why you cheating hasnt seemed to cause me much pain
The truth is your dick just couldnt compete
With all the guys that can turn on their brain
Now Im almost done so before I drone it
I should remind you -- Im too gorgeous for you and I know it
But years from now when you’re stuck with that cow
You’re really gonna wish ya hadn’t blown it :)
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