You can wear a crown of thorns
and I could eat your pussy
And you could fuck my rotting corpse
cuz I am such a wussy
And I lay in bed all night long
Just thinking about your pussy
It's like a wisp of cotton candy babe
Bawling the eyesore blue
I'd like to burrow in your cave
Cuz then I'd know that Jesus saves
But don't you let me down or leave me feeling blue
Because Goddamn it, I love you
I would forge a calf of gold
For five seconds of mouth pussy
I'll fuck you when you're decrepit old
And smack that sagging tushy
We don't have to bone you know
I could just eat your pussy
Lick the alphabet on your clit
Cross the T's and dot the I's
I'd like to burrow in your cave
Cuz then I'd know that Jesus saves
But don't you let me down or leave me feeling blue
Because Goddamn it, I love you
I know a girl with electric eyes
She's got nails and concrete thighs
I used to love her from across the room
Until she shot me with a sonic boom
And my mouth was standing open wide
Absorbing all of the angels tide
When she smiled it conquered my soul
And then I knew I never had control
I'd like to burrow in your cave
Cuz then I'd know that Jesus saves
But don't you let me down or leave me feeling blue
Because Goddamn it, I love you |