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A male toad with a craving for bugs
Hopped inside to lay low on our rugs.
In the middle of night,
Grandma turned on a light.
Poor toad croaked at the sight of her jugs.
When old Grandma saw toad on the floor,
She assumed that the croak was a snore.
With her nude as can be,
A kiss, his destiny,
The toad yelled, "No prince am I, you whore!"
The real truth of the matter remains---
An urn now holds our Grandma's cremains.
Yes, she kissed him; she did.
Her prince was just a kid,
And our rugs are now marked with poop stains.
| poor grandma...but poorer frong i think...what a scare!|
reminds me of ray stevens' humor...which is pretty damn good.
|| Posted on 2011-12-20 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ] || My eyes, my eyes...I have been struck blind just by reading about those sagging wrinkled up old jugs. The old broad should at lease been in a nightie.|
Fun stuff Sharon.
|| Posted on 2008-06-07 00:00:00 | by ErgoIgo | [ Reply to This ] || This was really funny! I love reading your comedy peices! They always make me laugh! lol||| Posted on 2008-05-22 00:00:00 | by mysterious one | [ Reply to This ] || he he he...I just loved this hopping piece! Good for Grandma ma! |
This was truly unique and a wonderful limmerick!
love,peace,joy,abundance & smiles to share
|| Posted on 2008-05-21 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ] || Ha! Great fun! Very unusual story, and a delightful, funny verse!! ||| Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ] || This was so funny! At first when I saw the title I thought it was going to be something a little more.... serious. I don't know why. It kind of serves as a warning. When you're old and saggy, don't sleep naked. If you do you'll scar some poor little kid. lol this was great. Keep up the awesome work, and I'll keep reading|
|| Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by MinervaBlu | [ Reply to This ] || lol!||| Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by Madelaine | [ Reply to This ] |