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    dots Submission Name: Grandma Always Slept Nudedots

    Author: Peggy Paris
    ASL Info:    61/F/USA
    Elite Ratio:    4.11 - 747/570/167
    Words: 109
    Class/Type: Misc/Comedy
    Total Views: 1149
    Average Vote:    5.0000
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    dotsGrandma Always Slept Nudedots

    A male toad with a craving for bugs
    Hopped inside to lay low on our rugs.
    In the middle of night,
    Grandma turned on a light.
    Poor toad croaked at the sight of her jugs.

    When old Grandma saw toad on the floor,
    She assumed that the croak was a snore.
    With her nude as can be,
    A kiss, his destiny,
    The toad yelled, "No prince am I, you whore!"

    The real truth of the matter remains---
    An urn now holds our Grandma's cremains.
    Yes, she kissed him; she did.
    Her prince was just a kid,
    And our rugs are now marked with poop stains.

    Submitted on 2008-05-20 09:29:17     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      poor grandma...but poorer frong i think...what a scare!

    clever poem...

    reminds me of ray stevens' humor...which is pretty damn good.

    | Posted on 2011-12-20 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
      My eyes, my eyes...I have been struck blind just by reading about those sagging wrinkled up old jugs. The old broad should at lease been in a nightie.

    Fun stuff Sharon.
    | Posted on 2008-06-07 00:00:00 | by ErgoIgo | [ Reply to This ]
      This was really funny! I love reading your comedy peices! They always make me laugh! lol
    | Posted on 2008-05-22 00:00:00 | by mysterious one | [ Reply to This ]
      he he he...I just loved this hopping piece! Good for Grandma ma!

    This was truly unique and a wonderful limmerick!

    love,peace,joy,abundance & smiles to share
    tif ~*~
    | Posted on 2008-05-21 00:00:00 | by Epiphany | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha! Great fun! Very unusual story, and a delightful, funny verse!!
    | Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ]
      This was so funny! At first when I saw the title I thought it was going to be something a little more.... serious. I don't know why. It kind of serves as a warning. When you're old and saggy, don't sleep naked. If you do you'll scar some poor little kid. lol this was great. Keep up the awesome work, and I'll keep reading

    | Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by MinervaBlu | [ Reply to This ]
    | Posted on 2008-05-20 00:00:00 | by Madelaine | [ Reply to This ]

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