A pedestrian crossing a city street
was run over by a Saint Bernard
who was speeding after a neighbor's cat
from a nearby yard.
Upon attempting to arise,
the pedestrian was again
run over by a Volkswagen
which came speeding around the bend!
A concerned passerby
helped the man from out the street,
and expressed in an excited voice
"I'm surprised you can take your feet"!
Wherupon the hapless pedestrian,
quite stunned by the whole affair,
said the big dog wasn't so bad
what with all that fluffy hair;
but that tin can he was dragging
man, I gotta say,
knocked the tar outta me
and nearly ruined my day!!!!!