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    dots Submission Name: 2+2=??dots

    Author: Azuire
    Elite Ratio:    5.67 - 627/463/196
    Words: 30
    Class/Type: Limerick/Comedy
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       Note: there is no such thing as quantum binomials.

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    Two and two is five, what a fix,
    On math papers it garners no ticks,
    But use quantum binomials
    And then some factorials,
    Two plus two ain't five, it's six!

    Submitted on 2008-05-31 07:38:16     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Ha! Add a few ounces of Vodka, and one bird becomes a dozen! This is cute, lighthearted, and fun!

    For a reverse twist, check out my poem "When Two Becomes One"!
    | Posted on 2008-09-26 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ]
      Ta. This reminds me of when a teacher at the camp I went to asked us all what three plus three is and I was the only one to say 8.

    This would be the same teacher who told me to tell any and all critics that "Poetry is not for understanding."

    I'll try to get around to saying something useful eventually......
    | Posted on 2008-08-27 00:00:00 | by Venia | [ Reply to This ]
      "Two and two is five, what a fix,
    On math papers it garners no ticks,
    But use quantum binomials
    And then some factorials,
    Two plus two ain't five, it's six!"

    I have to agree with Porcelaine, this does indeed scare the living Heebie Jeepies out of me. I wish I knew what you were talking about because now you are making me feel really stupid. Ugh, this is supposed to be comedy? I have never been tortured by such math. This almost makes me want to cry. Ha, but this is a clever limerick. Great, this is possibly the only comment in such a long time that I've posted that's under one-hundred words, kudos. I have to say though, limericks are very hard to form. I can't even make one up.
    | Posted on 2008-06-10 00:00:00 | by Finnigan | [ Reply to This ]
      O.O I must be really bad at math. Freaky, that a couple of numbers in a poem scare me a lot more then vampires, demons, monsters and similar creatures of darkness do. Hell seems like a homely place compared to another math exam.
    | Posted on 2008-05-31 00:00:00 | by Porcelaine | [ Reply to This ]

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