"Two and two is five, what a fix,
On math papers it garners no ticks,
But use quantum binomials
And then some factorials,
Two plus two ain't five, it's six!"
I have to agree with Porcelaine, this does indeed scare the living Heebie Jeepies out of me. I wish I knew what you were talking about because now you are making me feel really stupid. Ugh, this is supposed to be comedy? I have never been tortured by such math. This almost makes me want to cry. Ha, but this is a clever limerick. Great, this is possibly the only comment in such a long time that I've posted that's under one-hundred words, kudos. I have to say though, limericks are very hard to form. I can't even make one up.
O.O I must be really bad at math. Freaky, that a couple of numbers in a poem scare me a lot more then vampires, demons, monsters and similar creatures of darkness do. Hell seems like a homely place compared to another math exam.