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    dots Submission Name: Baking Cookies in my Negligeedots

    Author: Peggy Paris
    ASL Info:    61/F/USA
    Elite Ratio:    4.11 - 747/570/167
    Words: 142
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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    dotsBaking Cookies in my Negligeedots

    Please help me I'm falling,
    and I can't get up.
    The grease on the floor
    spilled out of my cup.

    Measuring canola
    shouldn't be that hard,
    but the lid was stuck
    on my jar of lard.

    To substitute some oil
    seemed the way to go;
    itís a healthy choice
    with an easy flow.

    Well, that cup full of oil
    in my firmest grasp
    flew up in the air
    when you made me gasp.

    I just want you to know
    I'm a skittish soul,
    and you sure scared me
    with that big ski pole.

    I thought you were outside,
    and I was alone,
    when you poked my rear
    and let out a moan.

    With my feet in the air
    and oil on the floor,
    you might as well do
    want you came in for.

    Submitted on 2008-06-27 20:18:55     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      i'm wondering what kind of cookies almost got made.
    slipppery slope or something like that...

    | Posted on 2011-04-01 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
      This piece was a good giggle Peggy. Betty Crocker used to have a slogan--"Nothin' says lovin'---like something from the oven" and your poem brought that to mind. This is a whimsical blend of innocent images and sexual innuendo. Reminds me of the time I was frying samosas topless----ahh memories. ;-)

    | Posted on 2008-11-29 00:00:00 | by Silverdog | [ Reply to This ]
      Good lord this was funny. Not cracking up dying of laughter funny, but good. You did an excellent job of having that little suprise thrown in at the end, as to why everything was thrown up to begin with, and added in a cleverly sarcastic line at the end. Good job.
    | Posted on 2008-08-02 00:00:00 | by hybridsongwrite | [ Reply to This ]
      Maybe not laugh, but I did crack a smile. humor and romance, who knew? I guess they go together like peanut butter, and something less appealing like celery.
    | Posted on 2008-06-29 00:00:00 | by nicodemous | [ Reply to This ]
      That was great:) Your goal was definitly achieved. I must admit though, I was a little slow on realizing what the "ski pole" was:)

    Definitly an amusing piece:)

    | Posted on 2008-06-28 00:00:00 | by SheetMusic | [ Reply to This ]
      Ha! Delightful! Baking cookies in your neglige is definitely one way to get your husband into the kitchen! Now, if you could just get his mind on helping with the baking!!
    | Posted on 2008-06-27 00:00:00 | by Ron Cole | [ Reply to This ]

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