Don't you hate when your eye, or eyes, begin to water and you're around people and they're all "Oh my gosh, what's wrong?" "Are you ok?"
"Yes I just-"
"WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
"I just have a litte-"
"Is (s)he okay?"
"SOMETHING'S IN MY EYE YOU IDIOTS!"
"Oh.."
"Yeah. I poked my freaking eye and got some dirt in it."
"Are you sure?"
"YES! Great, now my nose is running."
"Oh are you alright? What's wrong?"
-Walk away.-
"Poked Her/his eye."
"Oh.."
Yes randomly in the middle of the day, I cry. Just for fun. I start to just weep and sob a bit. Ignore me when I do it please, just cause you know.
>__>;
That's completely it.
You poke your eye in school, and it starts to water and your nose runs, so you're all -sniff,snort- and everyone looks at you.
"Why are you crying?"
"What? I'm not, I poked my eye."
"Oh.."
"Are you two OK over there?"
"Yes, I just poked my eye.. thank you."
Or close enough to the eye poke, or something in the eye, the sneeze that refuses to come out.
You rub your eyes, they water, your nose runs, it's so close to crying you could hold in a sneeze during a movie or a play and everyone would think you're crying. It's true. But, apparently looking into the light gets rid of that, so try it out, it's worked for me so far.
So, maybe you can relate to this quick rant or you're the person who's caught them "crying", or you're sitting in your computer chair, or where ever going... "What the hell is this person ranting on and on about?" either way, if you know you hate it, and if you don't.. I suggest you start poking your eyes now. |
Submission Name: Watery Eyes
