"Have you ever,
wanted to die?"
Maybe he's just inquisitive.
"I really can't say
that I have."
I'm optimistic.
"Sometimes I think that
people wish for death."
He could just be breaking the ice.
"I think that God
takes pity on those people."
The waitress comes,
and I think she secretly
wants to pity me.
The tables around us
ignore his hyena
laugh.
"Do you think
first impressions are correct?"
I can be inquisitive too.
"Yeah, I think so."
I'm sure he was certain.
"Sometimes
I think it would be fun
to be a murderer. Do you
think God would
take pity on me?"
Humor is enlightening.
"Um, I think I'd like the check." |
Submission Name: First Dates Are Awkward. 
