“Hey George”
The ole snake in the drawers
This knights trusty broad-sword
Me ‘n George are a force
“Hey George!
We’ve gone through this before
C’mon I’m tryin’ to score
Shouldn’t have to say anymore”
But when I wrap up
He won’t stay up
When cowgirl says “Lie down”
Well, George does too
Baby, can’t you see I wanna visit O-town?
Maybe I’ll get hard if you S my D
I thought me and George had this on lockdown
Enough chastity George, I’m on my knees!
“Hey George,
This lady’s not a whore
She wont give you sores
‘n’ she’s at least a four, so what are you doin’ this for?”
“Hey George,
I’m goin’ out my gourd
Growing you is chore
Like trying to fix a Ford”
But when I hear that song
Quick and in ¾
Me ‘n’ George get a’long
‘til she can’t come any more
Can’t you see mycelium rising?
The song’s like brown rice for it to feed
Yeah, I pop a stiff one every time that I sing
That dancing jig that is in three
Oh, and I can see mycelium rising
Up little ole heads in phallic glory
Yeah me ‘n George got this on lockdown
An up-tempo waltz in all I need
An up-tempo waltz is all I need |
Submission Name: Hey George
