I'm DRUNK PEOPLE I LOVE YOU! -------------------------------------------
I just drank a bunch of everclear
so now I am messed up
I really didn't want no beer
cause I was all dressed up
but when that woman came to me
and kissed me on the cheek
my black and yellow pants and shirt
looked like a tucans beak......
ohhhhh
I'm wasted
my eyeballs look basted
I couldn't even taste it
I'm sure when I wake up tomorrow
my mind will have erased it......
oh shit am I wasted
la la la
THIS IS the greatest site EVER...I've been on here for two hours looking at stuff only I wasn't lookin at stuff I was just watchinf the pixels on the screen
oh yeah
DOWN WITH SKILLZ, I hate that fat mexican jello eatin biker....did I mention I don't like skillz cause I think I did people......greatest site homies.
ha ha ha, you drunk [censored] you! LMAO. funny [censored]. its like one of those really loose confessions people have when they get fried. lmao. i can't stop laughing. funny~nahlij
Uh, that was definitly something new to the site. I think I enjoyed it, but you raped my mind with the whole beer contest and fat mexican jellow-eating biker, or something like that. Nice job. Try it sober next time.
he he...had a similar night last night myself, though you have absolutley NO evidence! lol...this was pretty funny, although I would have liked to have seen you when you were writing it...probably even funnier..
Submission Name: I'm DRUNK PEOPLE I LOVE YOU!
