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    dots Submission Name: Goose the Seussdots
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    Author: rws
    ASL Info:    58/m/ohio
    Elite Ratio:    8 - 2779/1297/258
    Words: 95
    Class/Type: Haiku/Depressed
    Total Views: 709
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       ~the seussian necronimicon~


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    dotsGoose the Seussdots
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    I curse the verse,'green eggs and ham'
    as boring as a tub of Spam
    or Amy Winehouse home décor
    Appropriately underscored
    as artful as a Whoville whore

    Perhaps the little boys and girls
    were meant to flit like flying squirrels
    and bag their messy words like lunch
    past-tensified from Grinch to Grunch
    to goosify a Suessian bunch...
    may the farce be with us - ooommm!!!

    I am cursed with the verse
    that is worse than the nurse
    who gave birth in reverse
    in the back of a hearse
    yeeeaaarrrggghhh...




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      Oh how sad! Its good and funny, but as I am a die hard Suess fan, its a bit depressing and sad!
    | Posted on 2011-04-15 00:00:00 | by Rain | [ Reply to This ]
      Latentlylyrical is correct, this is nither depressing or a haiku.

    It is however funny as hell, and witty to boot. Over all I give it a 9.7 (can't give a full 10 to a Seuss hater, I supose you also hated the Bernstine Bears as well?)
    | Posted on 2008-10-15 00:00:00 | by nicodemous | [ Reply to This ]
      Very Very Clever!!!
    When I started writing I felt all poetry should rhyme but one can see from my recent writes my opinions have changed
    This was a little different then what Im used to reading from you but also it was a surprising refreshing change
    Again very clever
    Please if you get a chance Please take a look at some of my writes and let me know what you think
    Thank You
    God Bless
    Ron
    | Posted on 2008-08-23 00:00:00 | by Ronswords | [ Reply to This ]
      This is a good spoof of the Suessian style.
    I love the idea of an artful Whoville whore...very clever.

    I cannot seem to find any depressed/haiku elements, though. No great loss.

    | Posted on 2008-08-19 00:00:00 | by latentlylyrical | [ Reply to This ]
      I presume there is a tendency of dislike for Dr. Suesse. He was a great satirist who made farce out of choice. It also amazes me how you can emotionalise me. perhaps i should dicipher ' rws' as meaning Right Words Said.
    | Posted on 2008-08-15 00:00:00 | by realpoet | [ Reply to This ]


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