I found out the reason the emails to my old friend bounced is because unbeknownst to me, Steven was now Janet.
As I lay on the ground clutching my ankle, I wished my favorite super hero had not been one with the power of flight.
I will never again give cucumbers from my garden as a gift to a man with erectile dysfunction.
I stumbled upon a DVD of yours in our collection and put it aside to give back, only to find out moments later that you were dead.
I opened my dorm room door to a frantic guy who said, "There's a naked body on 4th floor and I'm not even kidding."
You know you are too much of a people-pleaser when you, a straight girl, hook up with a lesbian who is into you and pretend to really like it so you don't hurt her feelings.