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Stories Told In One Sentence

Author: Imadjinn
ASL Info:    17/M/Neverwhere
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Words: 155
Class/Type: Story /Misc
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This is actually a contest a few of my friends and I had. We tried to tell a complete story in one sentence.

Here are my favorites.

Stories Told In One Sentence

I found out the reason the emails to my old friend bounced is because unbeknownst to me, Steven was now Janet.

As I lay on the ground clutching my ankle, I wished my favorite super hero had not been one with the power of flight.

I will never again give cucumbers from my garden as a gift to a man with erectile dysfunction.

I stumbled upon a DVD of yours in our collection and put it aside to give back, only to find out moments later that you were dead.

I opened my dorm room door to a frantic guy who said, "There's a naked body on 4th floor and I'm not even kidding."

You know you are too much of a people-pleaser when you, a straight girl, hook up with a lesbian who is into you and pretend to really like it so you don't hurt her feelings.

Submitted on 2008-08-18 04:31:04     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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  awsome! i loved it all the way, and what u wrote wasreally good too. i like the short shock of them. and its definatly a game i will play with my friend. it totally cool

Grimm Reaper
| Posted on 2008-10-13 00:00:00 | by grimmreaper | [ Reply to This ]
  Sharp, real sharp.

I like this idea. I might incorporate it into the writing game section of my forums.

Seems like a good exercise.
| Posted on 2008-08-18 00:00:00 | by Sheakhan | [ Reply to This ]

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