Smarter than I thought
You mouse are a worthy foe
Snap trap has failed me
Be it the poison
Or a glue board now for you
Options weraing thin
King of rodent beasts
Your intellect proves as much
My respect you've earned
| I agree with dizzyfaerie, each time I see a mouse trap, I will thing of your story! May I suggest DECON. It works great. Did the job for our house.||| Posted on 2008-11-08 00:00:00 | by grimmreaper | [ Reply to This ] || don't kill the mousey!|
catch it and keep it as a pet!
my pet rat i rescued from the floor and the cashiers at the local dollar store...
if it has evaded you thus far, and has outsmarted your traps once, twice even, then obviously it is a worthy pet.
just catch it and get it looked at to make sure it's disease-free. i promise it's worth it. they're adorable.
|| Posted on 2008-10-23 00:00:00 | by Syn | [ Reply to This ] || i've had the giggles now for several minutes after having read all three of these. |
i seriously don't think i'll look at a mouse trap in the same way ever again.
|| Posted on 2008-10-20 00:00:00 | by dizzyfaerie | [ Reply to This ] |