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    dots Submission Name: Never trust that fart!dots

    Author: jamar2
    ASL Info:    52/male/Ireland
    Elite Ratio:    2.22 - 53/46/75
    Words: 240
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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    dotsNever trust that fart!dots

    “Here I sat broken hearted,
    Paid my penny and only farted.”
    Read the graffiti on the wall,
    As I cleaned my legs of the latest downfall.

    I miss judged a fart as you do with age,
    Formed from the rumble bellow the ribcage.
    These toilets were handy, My thanks to God,
    As I’d shed my load like peas from a pod.

    No spare trousers or underwear to hand,
    As these occasions are certainly not planned.
    The stains weren’t to bad, the smell not unique,
    But I apologised to the attendant for causing the reek.

    Still sitting there like nothing else matters,
    Knowing that my arse will be in tatters.
    I search for more paper, as the roll was bare,
    Oh bollocks to this I really don’t care.

    Now came the time to get up and go,
    Till I felt another rumble from way down below
    All hell let loose, this time down the bowl,
    Of bodily functions, I’ve lost all control

    The moral to this story is don’t trust that fart,
    Just think ahead and never take it to heart.
    Keep plenty of tissues always to hand,
    As you never know how your day will be planned.

    Submitted on 2008-11-02 12:15:32     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      That was hilarious, that made my day. I think I would carry an extra pare of trousers and some dark ones to. Lol I know it was embarrassing but its a good laugh.

    | Posted on 2008-11-06 00:00:00 | by faideddarkness | [ Reply to This ]
      haha lmfao that was hilarious.... that certainly lifted my spirits....great job!!!!

    | Posted on 2008-11-02 00:00:00 | by WhY-dO-yOu-CrY | [ Reply to This ]

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