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Me: last time on Reality Bites Back.. the 3 remaining campers competed in a creation contest, and as always sakura tried to make herself the top dog by promising gaara a spot in the final 2 and, true and loyal gaara is, sided with his friend and promised to take her down, and everybody was on the chopping block and the shock was gaara got sent home in a sudden twist! courtesy of sakura. find out our winner of 1 million dollars tonight on Reality Bites Back. (personal interview Naruto) Naruto: it'll be great to win i still can't believe i made it this far. lets go for the gold! (personal interview Sakura) Sakura: taking down this loser will be the easiest thing so far and i will win! (in the mess hall) Me: welcome my 2 finalists! naruto and sakura. now say hello to your old campers the other 8 enter Ten ten: naruto! Naruto: ten ten! they hug and kiss Me: seemes like these 2 are happy to be reunited Naruto... naruto... NARUTO BREAK DUDE! he leaves her Me: ok your challenge is to enjoy a day of relaxation while the other campers vote. at our personal spa on the island Sakuras head: hallelujah hallelujah Sakura: a sp-spa! Naruto: cool i'm getting a massage for my aching back Ten ten: bye my love i'll see you in the winners circle tonight they leave Me: ok while those 2 enjoy lifes best pleasures you eight will decide your vote converse on who'd you'd like to win then vote when decide it tonight have a good day (personal interview Hinata) Hinata: in the short time i was here naruto and ten ten treated me so nicely naruto all the way. (personal interview sasuke) Sasuke: that girl seriously makes me mad.. and thats what i dig about her sakura man (personal interview shikamaru) Shikamaru: that bitch voted me off its time for revenge naruto your my support. (personal interview Neji) Neji: sakura is totally my hot savier Sakura (at the spa) Sakura: you know naruto, this place may have sucked big time this whole time but man when they want to treat you nice they sure know how to do it.. Naruto: you said it sakura. (moans) this feels amazing another choclate malt ball please a girl feeds him Naruto: this is the life (at camp) (personal interview Gaara) Gaara: that basterd traitor! he voted me off after i acted nice to him! sakura may be a pain in the ass but i gotta go for her (personall interview Ten ten) Ten ten: my boyfriend i'm obviously going to vote for (personal interview Kiba) Kiba: sakura was a bitch naruto you rock the kayak i go for you. (personal interview Ino) Ino: i think naruto and sakura are good contenders and none of them did anything to me. i'm really undecided. (back at the spa) Me: how are you guys enjoying it Both: i love you ronnie! Me: well get your spa day done its almost time Sakura: well i fell wounderfull i'm gonna go soak in the hot tub and i'm done Naruto: so joining you sister! they walk away Me: well looks like those 2 struck up a friendship (back at camp) everybody sits around waiting for those 2 Me: they will be here soon everyone just kepp deciding. after 10 minutes they arrive Ten ten: you 2 look fantastic Sakura: man, i feel fantastic. Me: we'll now decide your fate but until were ready enjoy sitting in these big soft chairs Both:(sigh) Me: ok Ten ten go vote Naruto: thats my vote Me: sasuke your up Sakura: thats my vote after the first seven ino was left Me: ino the deciding vote Ino: i-i-i-i can't decide Me: sorry got to choose Ino goes back there and comes back Me: ok ill count up the votes he brings the container Me: ok ready they nod Me: ok first vote.Naruto. second vote... naruto. third vote sakura forth vote sakura fifth vote. sakura sixth vote.. naruto. seventh vote naruto now if this vote says sakura i will decide the final vote.. eighth vote............................................................................................ naruto Naruto wins Naruto: oh my god!!!! everyone cheers and jumps around he hugs me Me: hey man go hug your woman he hugs ten ten Me: hey who wants to see the footage of the votes (on camera) Me: first vote went to naruto. then naruto then for three votes was sakura then the rest were naruto Naruto: sakura you played a great game she looks away angry.... then she looks and smiles at him Naruto: oh she really can smile. they hug Me: ok picture to the first season of reality bites back. everbody say 'naruto' Everyone: NARUTO! snap Me: well how would you like to know what happened to everyone, like couples. naruto and ten ten took the money at 18 got a degree and now is a filthy rich tycoon. what about sakura, she married sasuke and are very happy. for everybody else you'll have to contact me |