Go get some Lysol, that's the smell of clean.
Your house smelled like poo, but now smells like clean.
Now no one likes a bad-smelling bathroom;
Just spray some Lysol and get rid of gloom.
Some people like that terrible brand Oust,
But that will only make one want to joust.
Are you sick of smelling nasty old feet?
Once again, just spray and smell the clean sheets.
Do you want to get rid of all those germs?
Just one squirt will kill all those minute worms.
Lysol is the best, there is no contest.
It smells the best and whips all of the rest.
Now go out and buy yourself some lysol;
Compete satisfaction to you and all!
--by a very good friend of mine, Catherine