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    dots Submission Name: Yes, I know this makes me a pigdots

    Author: nicodemous
    ASL Info:    7-5-82/M/Hell
    Elite Ratio:    5.58 - 283/221/121
    Words: 128
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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    dotsYes, I know this makes me a pigdots

    This is my ode
    To the boob
    The breast
    The Tit
    Sure they’re not an ass
    But that doesn’t mean they’re not worth looking at
    The way they just sit there
    They way they shake
    The way they bounce
    The way they seem to say
    “Boy, don’t we look like a load of tasty fun”
    I like em’ big
    I love em’ small
    Hell, who am I kidding
    I want em’ all
    Pillows for my head to rest upon
    Wells that don’t run dry
    Things of such beauty
    They sometimes make me wanna cry
    So raise your beer and have a cheer
    For all the melons round the world
    And when you see em’ just remember
    Don’t forget the girl

    And her other wonderful ASSets!

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      Hehe- very amusing

    And it makes me jealous. I wish I could write something lighthearted once in a while

    | Posted on 2009-02-09 00:00:00 | by Fifi | [ Reply to This ]
      They way they just sit there
    They way they shake

    Change "they" to "the"

    This was hilarious.
    | Posted on 2008-12-08 00:00:00 | by was_i_ever_real | [ Reply to This ]
      Pig or not... this was funny. Lol.

    Gotta have a little humor I say.

    Clever ENDing.

    | Posted on 2008-12-08 00:00:00 | by TamarRoze | [ Reply to This ]

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