Yes, I know this makes me a pig -------------------------------------------
This is my ode
To the boob
The breast
The Tit
Sure they’re not an ass
But that doesn’t mean they’re not worth looking at
The way they just sit there
They way they shake
The way they bounce
The way they seem to say
“Boy, don’t we look like a load of tasty fun”
I like em’ big
I love em’ small
Hell, who am I kidding
I want em’ all
Pillows for my head to rest upon
Wells that don’t run dry
Things of such beauty
They sometimes make me wanna cry
So raise your beer and have a cheer
For all the melons round the world
And when you see em’ just remember
Don’t forget the girl
Submission Name: Yes, I know this makes me a pig
