:A little boy see's a man come out of the bathroom and looks to his mother.
:"Ew, mom he's a fag! I saw him walk into the gay bar on our way home from church."
mother replys:"Honey, he just doesn't know better like us Christians. We let Jesus die for our sins, killed millions of people in the crusades, raped and pilveged the Indians, condoned and allowed countless children to be subject to sodemny and molestation and killed countless people we didn't like by calling them witches."
boy:" Didn't we also get Bush elected, twice!?!"
mother:"Yes, of course honey. Without us he'd still be sniffing cocaine of strippers ass's younger than his daughters."
boy:"whats with them anyways. Why do they put penis's in their mouths?"-boy sticks out tounge, in a grossed out manner
mother:" Well honey, thats just to get the taste of ass out of their mouths." mothers nods confirmingly.
boy:" Ew, they eat butts too? thats gross."
father walks out of bathroom as boy finishes sentence.
boy runs and gives father a hug.
boy:"hey daddy, it looks like you have some white drool comming out of your mouth. OMG, it was terrible we saw a fag com eout just a minute ago, and he had the hugest smile ever!"
"Well son the white stuff is from teaching him a lesson, and his smile is from me showing him the ways of god."
boy smiles, looks up at his dad
" good for you dad, I'm gonna be JUST LIKE YOU when I grow up!"