There were three vampires in a bar.
The first asked for a blood on the rocks.
Which the bartender brought to him with a smile.
The next vampire asked for the samething, but make it a double.
Again the bar-maid brought it over with a smile.
The last vampire ordered a cup of hot water.
The bartender came over and placed a mug of hot water in front of the vampire, but couldn't help but ask, " Why did you order water and not blood like the rest?"
In which he smiled at her, reached in his pocket, pulled out a used tampon, and said " I'm making tea!"