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    dots Submission Name: Sick Vampire Jokedots
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    Author: DearlyDeparted
    Elite Ratio:    3.33 - 211/290/189
    Words: 109
    Class/Type: Joke/Vampire
    Total Views: 2107
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       I'm not sure where I first heard this, but I seriously pissed myself when I did.


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    dotsSick Vampire Jokedots
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    There were three vampires in a bar.
    The first asked for a blood on the rocks.
    Which the bartender brought to him with a smile.
    The next vampire asked for the samething, but make it a double.
    Again the bar-maid brought it over with a smile.
    The last vampire ordered a cup of hot water.
    The bartender came over and placed a mug of hot water in front of the vampire, but couldn't help but ask, " Why did you order water and not blood like the rest?"
    In which he smiled at her, reached in his pocket, pulled out a used tampon, and said " I'm making tea!"




    Submitted on 2009-03-18 05:27:51     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      sick [censored]
    lol that is funny though
    | Posted on 2009-04-17 00:00:00 | by UnbrokenHeart | [ Reply to This ]
      lol
    | Posted on 2009-03-18 00:00:00 | by Sethesin | [ Reply to This ]
      That was soooooo yucky that it was funny.

    *Cracks up while disgusted*

    Kuuipo
    | Posted on 2009-03-18 00:00:00 | by Kuuipo | [ Reply to This ]


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