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    dots Submission Name: goat's bottoms & the short bus?dots
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    Author: HatmaOnEsPoetry
    Elite Ratio:    3.03 - 8/9/7
    Words: 14
    Class/Type: Riddle/Serious
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       Since all westerners eat the meat of the swine and have a mean intelligence equal to that of the last American President I predict the anti-hypothesis to bring forth the rapturous laughter of the Harem, equally more than when we see hypothesis printed and proven as such in the Oxford University Journal of Science.

    This is to say: "You are all thickys!"


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    dotsgoat's bottoms & the short bus?dots
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    Experiment 1.

    How many goat's bottoms can you fit on a short bus?




    Submitted on 2009-05-28 18:14:48     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      wow look at that retard below me.

    such an odd cookie.
    | Posted on 2009-06-01 00:00:00 | by cornonthekob | [ Reply to This ]
      yeah so i'm a thicky rather sickly with my jaded fade of thoughts
    i'll sit in the back, playin with my ass crack till realities forgot

    i'm propaganda's reaction; an embellishment of ego
    the consequence of politicians merriment
    a generation of degenerates
    with no knowledge of where we'll go
    we all burn slow in the short bus
    exquisitely expedited to the void
    on a slow ride to the bottom
    of all the things that we've destroyed

    but i am one; not an oxford study
    with my own list of conditions
    constantly incoherent stearing
    a road of immediate contradictions

    depends on the width and my taking in of swine?
    well to tell the truth, i'm chocking on a sweet tooth
    so that particular descriptions not mine
    but i don't mind though tend to wonder
    what's the cause of all this blunder
    is it really relevant revealing, our tenancies of hunger?

    i guess ya may be right, we are all too many dummards.
    so i'll make a tally for the rally car of retards.

    i'm gonna go with......24. no hope in having 3 per bench. i once rode a short bus where they took me to find jesus. i got kicked out a few months later for not wearing the right shoes.

    (i may be proof of your hypothesis)

    | Posted on 2009-05-28 00:00:00 | by cornonthekob | [ Reply to This ]



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