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    dots Submission Name: So how do you keep a man?dots

    Author: Luvmiannie
    ASL Info:    30 something
    Elite Ratio:    2.15 - 20/7/14
    Words: 368
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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    dotsSo how do you keep a man?dots

    So how do you keep a man
    Do you hold him in the palm of your hand
    Take a chance on wearing his pants
    Or do you..
    Submit to commit your hitch
    Stay quiet and be his bitch

    So how do you keep a man
    Do you play planned parenthoods best friend
    Pop up with a grin to say
    Hey Baby, he’s got your last name
    Or do you...
    Play possum
    Keep popping birth control pills and vodka
    Hold his hand firmly and say softly
    “don’t worry baby, it will happen …one day i promiss”

    So how do you keep a man
    Playing those sex games
    Knowing it ain’t your thang
    Got your face smashed in the bed frame
    Praying your mama doesn’t see you on the web
    Or do you...
    Hide the freak inside
    Play with yourself in the middle of the night
    Criminalize your deepest desires
    Turning down its burning fire

    So how do you keep a man
    Do you financially plan his daily errands
    Sparing no expenses
    To be pleasured by his gifts
    Only the Lord himself could have given to him
    Or do you..
    Work your mans pocket
    Make his ass work two jobs to keep it poppen
    Ooochie coochie gottem loosie goosie
    Mr. Johnny wants a third to keep you on him

    So how do you keep a man
    Jabbing your jaw promising him a chance
    To touch the place you make sound so great
    Knowing damn well it wont be touched until you’re married
    Or do you..
    Take him home the first night
    Lay it on him hoping he is Mr. Rite
    Praying to God because he just might
    Be married
    Or broke
    With seven kids by seven different wives

    So how do you keep a man
    Emailing your love across the web
    Outdated pictures of the way it once was
    Making dates to meet but it never happens
    Or do you..
    Take one or two in the head
    In the name of love you confess
    Until your lips are shut with wire
    to reconstruct your jaw that now has you speechless

    So tell me.. how do you keep a man???

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