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    dots Submission Name: Murdering Preps Pts 1, 2, 3, and 4dots

    Author: KindredSpirit
    ASL Info:    20, Male, Burlington Iowa
    Elite Ratio:    2 - 54/139/173
    Words: 425
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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       Dedicated to all preps. You know though, its not that I would ever kill anyone, because I wouldn't. But these poems were fun to write. The people in the past that have shown f/b, have shown some good, some bad. So let me say this before anyone goes off the deep end, and starts getting beligerant with me. These poems were strictly meant for humor, and fun. If you don't like it, and wish to tell me I'm a piece of shit for writing shit like this, try reading some of my other poems.... AND STAY OFF MY FUCKING BACK. Thats all, hope you enjoyed.

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    dotsMurdering Preps Pts 1, 2, 3, and 4dots

    Part 1

    Roses are red, pickles are green
    Oh my fucking god, the world is so mean.
    I must kill me a prep or two
    But how, I have no fucking clue!
    I could use an axe,
    And be like: "Just fucking relax!"
    I could use a shovel
    And watch as them bitch's huddle.
    Or I could use a hatchet,
    And tell them nasty's to can it.
    But which ever way I choose,
    First I shall abuse.

    Part 2

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but preps really disgust me.
    Wow their fucking nasty.
    I could strap some touch explosive to their door,
    And when it blows, i'll be like "Ya stupid fucking whore!
    I could shove a grenade up their ass
    And watch as their lifeless bodies fall on the grass.
    I could staple their hands to the walls,
    And laugh as they shit in their overalls.
    I swear it's a funny sight to see,
    Well, atleast it is for me.

    Part 3

    Liar, Liar, Pants on fire,
    Bitch, I'm getting alot more slyer.
    I need to kill a shit load of preps,
    Now watch as I take careful steps.
    I could use a mattress,
    And laugh as you die in distress.
    I could imprint my middle finger on your cheeck,
    And kick the shit out of you as you fall to your feet.
    I could bury you alive,
    And just go on with my life.
    But, even though I hate you,
    Open your fukcing mouth, cunt, I think I'm gonna spew.

    Part 4

    Pinch, poke, you owe me a coke,
    But when I look at you, you make me choke.
    Now what to do?
    How can I kill you?
    Gimme a minute,
    I'll think of something, so just can it!
    I'll gut you with tweezers,
    And laugh as you bleed from your ears.
    I'll gouge your eyes out,
    And howl at the moon, while you shout.
    I'll crucify you from a cross,
    And be like: "This isn't that big of a loss!"
    So your asking me why I care,
    Well it's because you stare.
    Your never ending glare,
    Can't you see.
    So burn in hell,
    I Won't tell..

    Submitted on 2009-06-20 18:03:27     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      dude this is good stuff and i todly undestand the strong disslike of preps they are nothing more than blood sucking demond sent to earth to torture us....
    hehehe love it
    | Posted on 2009-08-20 00:00:00 | by cha | [ Reply to This ]
      LOVED IT.

    hehehe... LOLZ. :D

    | Posted on 2009-06-21 00:00:00 | by Piper | [ Reply to This ]
    hah! that was funny!
    im sorry i loved it !

    if anyone has a problem with it then their preps!
    | Posted on 2009-06-21 00:00:00 | by PopRocksRae | [ Reply to This ]

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