Rain was pounding down around me
Like a sobbing child's tears
And looking to the sky above me
Saw the gray, and felt the fear
Pressed I on, towards the place
Where I never desire to go
But, putting on a strong, brave face
Enter the gym I've come to know.
I struggle through my daily workout
To reduce my buttocks size.
I heard a sound, and turned about
To see a girl with smiling eyes.
Somehow, we began to chat
And I invited her over to eat
Over our healthy foods-no fat!
We shared our stories as we sat.
And though we are different
We are joined by butts so wide
This stranger, who I met that day
Is now a friend of mine!