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cARNival!
You're sitting in a bar
but your all alone!
Wishing for a song
but your hearing's blown!
And stop!
What your doing.
Over there.
Get up,
outta your chair.
Look at the girl,
twirlin' her hair.
Wishin' she's alone,
but she's with
7
other
guys!
And your wonderin' why
It can't
be
me
Just this one time!
It's all a lie.
So you stumble down the street
lookin' like an idiot!
You've played the game so long
and your sick of it!
So you move on over
all quick and slick!
And then you ask her
her name.
But then one of the 7 sock you
and you think that's pretty lame.
So you stand up,
one last time,
and you say hey
I'll give it a try...
*BADADADADADADA!*
You hit 3 guys
Straight in the eyes.
They all go down
but to your surprise...
there's still 4 more guys!
So you go into a bit of a trance...
*BADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADA!*
7 cool dudes
in a pile.
You look at the girl
and she cracks a smile.
You tell her that it's been awhile
since you've seen
such a smile.
And she's just
standin' there.
Lookin' so cute,
twirlin' her hair.
So you take
her
to
a
hotel room!
You're feelin' the groove
so you make your move.
You lift,
up her skirt.
And you feel the hurt.
Cause you then realize...
She's just another
one of the guys!
Hahahahahahaha!
So you leave,
dazed and confused.
Runnin' down the stairs,
feelin' the booze.
Then you get outside,
into the street.
Then your hit by a car,
driven by me!
All coked up
and nowhere to go.
Just got back,
from Mexico.
So I park the car,
and into the bar.
Then the guy behind the counter asks me if I've seen a man,
beat up 7 guys and didn't pay his tab.
I looked at the bartender with a wild eye,
breathed in deep and let out a sigh.
Look now, I don't
see much men
So why don't you
pour me up a white russian.
That's the end of the story,
Fin of the tale.
And I'm sorry to say
there ain't no morale.
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Submission Name: CARNIVAL!
