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    dots Submission Name: The Guy That You Aredots
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    Author: tjsmith5
    ASL Info:    28/m/MS
    Elite Ratio:    6.24 - 105/172/91
    Words: 310
    Class/Type: Misc/Comedy
    Total Views: 87
    Average Vote:    No vote yet.
    Bytes: 1861



    Description:
       Doing well in the dating world since my engagement disintegrated.





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    dotsThe Guy That You Aredots
    -------------------------------------------


    From her I learned:

    the importance of having two separate
    and distinctive eyebrows,
    and that in one week
    my nose hairs
    make me look as though
    I’d tried snorting a spider.

    I also learned proper dress
    (something had to be done)
    and that epileptic,
    forlorn jumping jacks
    does not qualify as dancing.

    I also learned that when a woman
    begin feeling on the arms of guys
    they just met
    that it’s time to leave,
    to drink,
    and to write poetry.

    Now,
    love isn’t a “battlefield”
    but it’s certainly a contact sport
    with some better than others
    and everyone hurt at least some.

    Some are simply bruised of “no”
    Or being ignored,
    while others have



    broken
    ribs;



    jagged on their ends;
    shredding lung tissue



    They fill with blood.



    Can’t breath.


    Smiles are
    only
    stapled on.




    Yes, it’s a game
    and if I were coaching I’d say
    To first
    have a hot woman FRIEND
    playing scout
    and actually do what she says;

    To not be afraid
    of solitude.

    It hurts but a
    whorish,
    lying woman

    Will
    hurt
    much
    worse.

    But FIRST and MOST- remember to

    Like
    The
    Guy
    That
    You
    Are.

    And whoever says it’s not a game
    Is only making

    the first move.

    New Orleans, LA – 8/8/09.




    Submitted on 2009-08-08 19:13:19     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      I think that the beginning started out perfectly....

    From her I learned.

    Just taking that by itself says a lot..... ^__^

    the importance of having two separate
    and distinctive eyebrows,
    and that in one week
    my nose hairs
    make me look as though
    I’d tried snorting a spider.

    It's hilarious how most men never figure this out on their own....but yes....two distinctive eyebrows are a must....My Husband won't listen to me on that one issue though...

    I just watched that movie 13 going on 30...and if I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't have known what you were talking about when you said "love isn't a "battlefield"'....heartache to heartache we stand and all that good stuff yes? ^__^

    You've given yourself two pieces of very good advice here....

    Have a hot woman FRIEND as a scout and actually do what she says....

    and like who you are first.

    The only thing that I didn't like about the piece was how you formatted it....perhaps there was a little too much spacing. But, you can shrug that off if you like....I just feel that I can't always say I like your stuff. I have to remain aloof and mysterious..and not look and sound like a >.> <.< "fangirl" lol.

    I missed you. I'm glad you're back.





    | Posted on 2009-08-09 00:00:00 | by was_i_ever_real | [ Reply to This ]
      But FIRST and MOST- remember to

    Like
    The
    Guy
    That
    You
    Are.


    (smile).

    i think this is the most important part here.

    ****

    so funny story, i actually gave my number to someone. (i never do that). well anyway, went on like my first and second date in forever. and though the dude is cool... has a bunch of the things i like - irish, tats, rides a harley, blah blah blah... i realize, i don't need to settle. in the two nights i have hung with him - he drinks too much which is a total turn off. and though he adores me. tells me all those things ladies like to hear (though compliments are hard to take on my end) and he wants to date me for real.. i am just not into the scene that comes with him.

    and it goes back to the part i cut out of your poem. because i like the woman i have become. and i don't have to settle out of loneliness or horniness or (insert whatever here).

    it is hard finding a person that fits. though i suppose it is all in the journey. one that i have finally decided to embark on.

    anyhoo... just thoughts that sprung up.
    | Posted on 2009-08-09 00:00:00 | by isabella | [ Reply to This ]


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