The female mind is a complex and intricate array of nerves and pulsing thoughts and emotions. Each little action is relayed through a motor nerve from the spinal cord to the according motor muscle and each sense is monitored through little sensory nerves connected to the brain. Women also feel emotions as a result of chemical reactions within the brain to make their bodies or person feel elated or depressed, joyous or melancholic or it can even make them seem invincible.
The way the female mind works is a puzzle to most people. By most people, I mean men. Apparently the female mind and body is so simple to the female race that a single-celled organism could figure it out, that an ape stumbles upon it daily. Or even that lion’s have discovered it so long ago that they get to mate 35-60 times a day. But let me tell you something. The females of the world…they secretly don’t understand each other’s minds. They put on a great façade but if they really understood each other, they would realise that they’re all doing the same thing. Surviving.
I was once told that the female body was ‘more intricate and emotional’ than the males and could not be comprehended by any man’s mind. I now understand this to be a lie. They torment, they have to go through several hormonal changes, they fuss, they complain, they think, they analyse, they destroy and toy, they tease and annoy and, most importantly, they mate. Oh but they don’t mate with just any male, even if the world were ending. They have to be picky and choose a man who ‘understands’. And right there is where the whole female gender becomes hypocritical.
Was I not told that I could never comprehend the female anatomy or mind? Yes I was. And am I now expected to become ‘understanding’? Yes I am. My exact question to a girl I once asked out was “So you’re expecting me to understand you while still not understanding you?” And her answer was: “Exactly.* Pffft, the female race seems quite flawed in that respect. I still respect women but the second any single one of them says that I should understand them emotionally or whether I should understand them both physically, emotionally and in all other ways that some being or evolution has constructed them, I will just ignore them and carry on with my life.
The male mind:
We go through many rigorous processes. Messages pulse trough our nerves, chemicals unload in our brain, blood rushes around our body with energy and oxygen and all those vital little white blood cells that help us mend ourselves. And all of these things to generate one word that repeats itself over and over and over in our heads until that single word is engraved into our very soul with it’s endless chanting. And that one word is: Women.
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Submission Name: Studies of the Human Mind
