A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore.
Let me tell you something my friend.
Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man mad.
You’re in no position to disagree with me boy.
I got a loaded .45 here. You got pimples.
My mother always said, life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna get.
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
You just put your lips together and blow.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
You've got to ask yourself one question:
'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes.
It was Beauty killed the Beast.
Go do that voodoo that you do so well!
Hokey religions and ancient weapons
are no match for a good blaster by your side, kid. |
Submission Name: Quotable
