If Amish are do-it-yourself kinda people,
from organic butter to hand-hewn church steeples;
if they still use wagons and make their own wheels,
then could someone tell me, please, what is the deal
when their teeth can't be fixed, do they have Amish dentists,
and what do they use to avoid anesthetics?
And what happens when Amish teeth all fall out?
Do they use modern dentures, or get their knives out
and carve up a new set to pop through their lips,
grinning pine-yellow displayed craftsmanship?
And if they're carved, after death are they saved,
or are they worn all the way into the grave?
And if they're not saved, who's carving new sets?
And how many sets are they allowed to get?
What if their teeth ignite while building a fire,
or are stolen in old age when grandkids conspire...?
Are Amish left hungry, grinding their food
between two small flat stones? What do they do?
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Submission Name: Questions re: Amish Othodontistry 
