I don't want a man to sing to me;
I'd rather have a bird.
I don't want a man who writes all day;
I'll only read a third.
I don't want a man who cares a lot;
I'm a girl who never calls.
If I could do repairs myself,
I wouldn't need a man at all.
I don't want a man who talks a lot;
I won't have much to add.
I don't want a man who has a kid;
that always turns out bad.
I don't want a man who loves me back
if he didn't love me first...
I really have no need for men
except to hold my purse.
hahahaha....so you're responsible for all of those boobs waiting outside of the woman's john in the shopping malls. There they stand, embarassed, sweating, eyes darting back and forth rapidly, ready to yell '[censored] off' to the first person that snickers at him....all so he can suck on some girls toes on the weekends.
Men aren't so bad. But the chatty, caring, loving, singer/writer types with kids sure are. Me? I just expect a woman to shave her privates and hold her own damn purse...and i'll fix her whole [censored] house for her....or at least hire someone to do it.
hmmm *looks below and giggles* someone has superior stuffed up they're arse
I don't have much to say on this one except I think that there are Useless men & women all around us at any given moment they can creep up and wipe they're incoherent stupidity all over us...EEWWWWW
but I can say that I don't think I've ever read anything from you that feels FORCED hahaha so bullocks to all that!!!
"If I could do repairs myself,/I wouldn't need a man at all..." Haha. I'm guessing you're playing at the misogynistic themes in here, mainly because that seems not at all like your normal vibe. Could do with a lengthening, I think, but it's a very quirky and interesting piece and I chuckled aloud.
Submission Name: Men 
