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    dots Submission Name: To the Monthly Monsterdots

    Author: CopperVeins
    ASL Info:    16/f/ A place unknown
    Elite Ratio:    4.29 - 4/6/5
    Words: 156
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
    Total Views: 660
    Average Vote:    5.0000
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       >_> I though it'd be funny, but it's also true. If we women ever were in power, and just happened to PMS at the EXACT same time, the world and every male on it would be pretty damn screwed.

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.

    dotsTo the Monthly Monsterdots

    Oh, dear period!
    Every Woman loves you so. You come in the middle of the night, bringing the gift of great might.
    You remind us, that we are indeed the most powerful force in the world. Because no man is stupid enough to try and over power us when you are here to implore.
    You come to us, with great pains in our vagina's!
    Making us want to kill our Husbands, Boy Friends, and Gal friends for giving us a wrong look.
    You teach us, that no matter how pissed off we get, we wont kill everyone . . Just the people we know.
    You bring red stains to our silken underwear that we just spent fifty-five dollars on.
    And you wake us up with such harsh pains, that we want to rip our uterus out and be through with it.

    Oh, dear period.
    We all adore you so!

    Submitted on 2009-12-19 15:48:11     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      KUDOS! LMAO So true. <3 And, noes, I don't critisize. It made me LOLZ and ROFLMAO. >_>
    | Posted on 2009-12-22 00:00:00 | by xAngeliquex | [ Reply to This ]
      ha.... just wait till menopause. that's when you really rock and roll.


    | Posted on 2009-12-20 00:00:00 | by isabella | [ Reply to This ]
    Biology week rocks

    Um, a few grammatical things:
    "vaginas" doesn't need an apostrophe, and the capitalization of Husbands (et al) isn't really that important, I don't think. That makes them seem more important, and really, they aren't. You have to kill them, right? So they can't be that important.


    I can't believe I just commented on this
    | Posted on 2009-12-19 00:00:00 | by etheror | [ Reply to This ]

    Oh, so true. I'm lucky when it comes to that montly miracle. I don't get extra moody. Not usually. which is good because I'm a generally moody person. I don't get horrible cramps or anything.

    But, sometimes...sometimes.

    This just made my day.
    | Posted on 2009-12-19 00:00:00 | by SweetAndOhSoME | [ Reply to This ]

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