Oh, dear period!
Every Woman loves you so. You come in the middle of the night, bringing the gift of great might.
You remind us, that we are indeed the most powerful force in the world. Because no man is stupid enough to try and over power us when you are here to implore.
You come to us, with great pains in our vagina's!
Making us want to kill our Husbands, Boy Friends, and Gal friends for giving us a wrong look.
You teach us, that no matter how pissed off we get, we wont kill everyone . . Just the people we know.
You bring red stains to our silken underwear that we just spent fifty-five dollars on.
And you wake us up with such harsh pains, that we want to rip our uterus out and be through with it.
Oh, dear period.
We all adore you so!