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    dots Submission Name: The codes of the Nijadots
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    Author: darkproxy
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       okay I admit the grammer could've been better but I'm just aiming for a general laugh with this


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    dotsThe codes of the Nijadots
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    Codes of the Ninja
    Ninji tend to send us codes of what they are planning to do to you; however, most humans simply cannot comprehend these messages with their feeble brains. Here are a few that we have taken the liberty to translate for you.

    You "see" a Ninja somewhere = Prepare to die
    A Ninja makes eye contact with you = Prepare to die
    You are performing your daily routine like a good cyborg does = Prepare to die.
    A ninja shakes your hand = Have a nice day... then you're going to die.
    Other = Prepare to be mutilated (long, fancy way ninji say prepare to die)
    You come home to find a ninja reading the paper and using your toilet = You can't knock on the freakin door? Prepare to die.
    You see an innocent-looking old man walking toward you, desperately asking you for help = Run if you want, but he'll catch you up anyway. (Ninji usually disguise themselves as old men, which increases their cool factor)
    A Ninja finds you playing Naruto: Rise of A Ninja = Prepare to Die and then the Ninja will beat the game in less then 4.34 seconds.
    A Ninja flips you off = Same as above and below
    You do NOT see a ninja = Prepare to die
    If you don't know where a fart came from = prepare to die.
    If you are a ninja = Prepare to kill someone.
    You smell something horrible = Prepare to die, this ninja does not bathe
    If a ninja sees you playing Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox 360 = Prepare to die multiple times, then the ninja will swiftly take your Xbox 360, as a trophy
    You have seen a premonition = Prepare to die (freak accident involving a ninja)
    A ninja takes you out for dinner = Prepare to dine in hell.
    You write this sentence = prepare to d---
    You attempt to speak with ninji with a "naruto" accent = prepare to die. Believe it!




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