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El Chupacabras


Author: darkproxy
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If anyone has ever gone to latin america like I have to see my cousins or lives there then they know how real these guys are I just had an idea to make a research paper about the guy.


El Chupacabras



For years the Southern U.S. residents, Mexican farmers, Brazilian governments and British writers tell stories about a goatsucker creature that ravishes ovine colonies totally. Some say that they are vicious E.T.'s who were sent to the Earth to terrorize the neighbor. Others say that the area secret experience from the U.S. Government in partnership with Bill Gates in South America. And some religious atheists claim that they are just Hell´s children who rose to pull your leg when you sleep. Nevertheless, According to researches made by scientists from the Dum-American Institute of Fantastic Creatures Research, the origin of the chupacabras is much different: Dr. José Cabróniac, lead master of the project told the Darkproxy researcher that after years of Google search they discovered that there is an Island in South America´s west coast called, Caprioland. Which submerses and emerges from time to time, more preciselly 40 years? Such Island is inhabited by creatures that have in their blood an enzyme called "capriole" which reacts with caprideous blood to make them to survive on dry lands. Thus, when this Island emerges to the surface, the creatures move to the continent and spread the terror; they look like Your Mom and prefer to attack close to Southern colonies due the possibility to be easily confused with the citizens. Doctor Cabróniac also said that their first apparition was in 4.250 B.C. in Mesopotamia when Noah took all creatures to the Ark and the last report of chupacabras's apparition was in Iguassu Falls in 2001 on the border with Brazil and Paraguay. That chupacabras was living as Bin Laden´s Cousin´s pet but it was arrested by MIB agents in secret mission. Bin Laden´s spokes person told that the chupacabras was a gift from George W. Bush.




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