Steps to successfully deep throating a Popsicle.
Hold the Popsicle in your hand, and get a good feel of it. Imagine it going down your throat in short strokes.
Make sure your fingers have a firm grip around it, then calmly open your mouth and insert the object.
Slide it in, slowly. Good not to do it too fast. Let your tongue trace the outer edges of it, feeling what you imagined. Engulf the fucker with pure desire. Keep sliding it until you can't go any further.
By now, it'll start to melt. Let it travel down your throat, and make sure to swallow. never spit. Thats totally not attractive, like at ALL.
Now slowly take it out.
Just follow these five easy steps, and you'll be a deep throat master <3