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    dots Submission Name: Deep Throating.dots
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    Author: TasteMyRainbow
    ASL Info:    17/Male/In your pants.
    Elite Ratio:    5.07 - 21/22/17
    Words: 179
    Class/Type: Misc/Comedy
    Total Views: 1159
    Average Vote:    1.0000
    Bytes: 1311



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    dotsDeep Throating.dots
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    Steps to successfully deep throating a Popsicle.



    Step one:


    Hold the Popsicle in your hand, and get a good feel of it. Imagine it going down your throat in short strokes.

    Step two:


    Make sure your fingers have a firm grip around it, then calmly open your mouth and insert the object.

    Step three:


    Slide it in, slowly. Good not to do it too fast. Let your tongue trace the outer edges of it, feeling what you imagined. Engulf the fucker with pure desire. Keep sliding it until you can't go any further.

    Step four:


    By now, it'll start to melt. Let it travel down your throat, and make sure to swallow. never spit. Thats totally not attractive, like at ALL.

    Step five:


    Now slowly take it out.





    Just follow these five easy steps, and you'll be a deep throat master <3




    Submitted on 2010-02-02 22:41:28     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      So, like, this makes me laugh every goddamn time I read it.
    It kind of grosses me out, and makes me never want to look at a Popsicle the same ever again.


    But, I think that's the beauty of it.
    Honestly, it is so you to write something like that.
    Brilliant, cadet,
    Brilliant.



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    | Posted on 2010-02-10 00:00:00 | by Pinkcupcakes | [ Reply to This ]
      What do you do with the stick when you are done? Throw it away like a cheap tramp, or save it as a conquest? Also, I feel like a cupping of something should be involved. Would the wrapper suffice, or is that just too weird and silly?
    | Posted on 2010-02-03 00:00:00 | by Nicholas Lala | [ Reply to This ]
      Jace, wow . . . *Laughs my ass off.* Whats sad is I don't know how to give a Blow job and I just learned!!!
    | Posted on 2010-02-03 00:00:00 | by Scaredheart | [ Reply to This ]


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