Don't you know us leftists are all morally bankrupt? We can't even keep jobs due to all the fucking we do. Have you ever been to the Democratic National Convention? Let me just say that when the cameras go out, it turns into an orgy on a Caligula-like scale. There's men fucking men, women fucking donkeys, donkeys fucking penguins, penguins fucking men while women videotape it, inanimate objects being used in all manner of depravity, and occasionally, men fucking women. You know why it's called a slippery slope? It's because all the KY we use to lube that fucker up.
And thank god for all the abortion doctors in attendance.