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    dots Submission Name: every man has his feardots

    Author: Temidayo
    ASL Info:    29 male Nigeria-lagos
    Elite Ratio:    8 - 161/40/20
    Words: 284
    Class/Type: Misc/
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       i hope this would amuse, yeah i know its style is soooo

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.

    dotsevery man has his feardots

    Alektorophobia is the fear of chickens-I got a cousin who gets all sweaty when within close distance to free-ranging hens.

    Biblophobia is the fear of books- imagine if everyone else in my school had this type of fear, i would have come up tops easily.

    Bromidrosiphobia is the fear of body odour- I subscribe to this fear.

    Gymnophobia is the fear of being naked- Imagine having a wife whose got this, you might as well go celibate!

    Ochophobia is the fear of vehicles-Interesting! Is sahara long haul trekking your specialty?!

    Ombrophobia is the fear of rain- the world doesn't need too many anti-agriculturalists

    Philophobia is the fear of falling in love-she hasn't met Bill Gates.

    Somniphobia is the fear of sleep-you would make a fortune as a night security guard.

    Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive-who wants to be buried?!(nobody really wants to die)much less buried alive!

    Teratophobia is the fear of monsters or deformed people- sorry the former I haven't seen; the latter, nobody's perfect.

    Xenophobia is the fear of strangers or foreigner-wait! people from another land or world?If he comes with one head, why should I fear him? But if he laughs in an odd way,''like laughing with teeth pressed together'', would you mind keeping him company?!I bet not.

    Zoophobia is the fear of animals-Give me a break!You ought to fear something.

    Panophobia is the fear of everything- 'men' you are so scared am scared to be your friend.

    Phobophobia is the fear of fear itself-''You are in a class of your own''. You own the patent of this sort of fear.
    You like the read?!

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      Quite amusing, particularly your comments with each.
    | Posted on 2011-11-19 00:00:00 | by Blue Monk | [ Reply to This ]
      lol..ya, who ISN'T afraid of being buried alive?
    Who is going around saying.." Being buried alive...I could dig it.."
    hahahah funny writ!

    | Posted on 2011-07-12 00:00:00 | by Joybell | [ Reply to This ]
      Gymnophobia is the fear of being naked- //Imagine having a wife whose got this, you might as well go celibate!//
    I don't know why but that part I put //'s around made me incredibly sad. :(
    Considering the pictures portrayed these days I wouldn't be surprised if more and more people got to be Gymnophobic, it would be hard to get nekkid if you knew the person was thinking about someone taller and thi...wow I think I might have some underlying issues here that don't need to be brought out in comments anyway it was an amusing read.
    | Posted on 2011-03-03 00:00:00 | by PryncessVynom | [ Reply to This ]
      i would sugeest you break this work into stanzas, to make it look readable and attractive.

    | Posted on 2010-06-16 00:00:00 | by chumfin | [ Reply to This ]
      If you're not scared of being buried alive....
    I'm terrified of that
    fun write, and very informative, you dont get much information from ES
    | Posted on 2010-02-26 00:00:00 | by OneDarkFlame92 | [ Reply to This ]
      very funny! BTW i think i am phobophobic.. sounds good
    | Posted on 2010-02-26 00:00:00 | by sombreanddim | [ Reply to This ]

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