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    dots Submission Name: The Amazing Swiss Army Knifedots
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    Author: col13x
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    Words: 365
    Class/Type: Poetry/Comedy
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    dotsThe Amazing Swiss Army Knifedots
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    Wow !
    Look at this
    There’s a corkscrew
    A bottle opener
    And a tin opener to

    A pair of tweezers !
    Scissors
    And look at this here’s a needle and some thread

    One of those thing-a-ma-bobs
    For helping you when your putting on your shoes
    And one of shoes sharp pointy doo- dads
    For getting boy scouts out of horses hooves

    A spoon !
    Hmm a bit small, but handy if you feel like snorting coke
    Bloody hell look at this
    It’s even got a fork !
    And look a flippin’ magnifying glass

    What’s this… ? a T.V screen !
    Which doubles no quadruples up
    As a Tom-Tom
    Radio and internet connection

    Oh my god ! it even turns into a fishing rod
    And there’s a tiny little slot
    Containing fishing hooks
    And next to that a little box
    With tinder and some strike !
    Just in case you need to light a fire in the middle of the night

    It’s a flashlight !
    And a cigarette lighter !

    What’s this ? I don’t believe it
    A bloody mobile phone
    And a set of goggles so’s you don’t poke one of these gizmo’s in your eye

    Amazing… now where’s the knife…
    Ah here it is hidden under this label which
    If I use the magnifying glass says
    Sharp object… at least I think that’s what the label says

    No; your kidding me, now this you just aint gonna believe
    That little Swiss Flag logo
    It’s a flippin’ first aid kit in case of emergencies
    Band-aids
    A tiny tube of antiseptic cream
    And one of those rubber doo-hickeys to stick your finger in
    Incredible; amazing; totally a surprise
    And it all fits into a handy pocket size
    And if I ever go out camping
    I am sure to be saving lives

    Hold on; resuscitation techniques
    Folded away here in this tiny little slot

    They think of everything

    Truly amazing
    Marvellous
    But there is just one small point
    Really hardly worth mentioning

    The battery

    It’s fucking enormous !












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