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    dots Submission Name: lol deviantart why you so funnydots
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    Author: ellesmera
    ASL Info:    18. Female. England
    Elite Ratio:    1.6 - 43/263/115
    Words: 679
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
    Total Views: 962
    Average Vote:    5.0000
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    dotslol deviantart why you so funnydots
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    02:37:56 PM <Grifmore> Sooo... they said you knew where to get LSD
    02:38:28 PM <-elly-> Grifmore: Go down the the park, wait for a guy to walk by in a white cap and carrying a tennis racket
    02:38:40 PM <-elly-> Ask him if he's seen your dog, tell him it's a small black poodle
    02:39:03 PM <Grifmore> I want LSD, not a a blowjob and wierd oralsex
    02:39:04 PM <-elly-> He'll say, "I think it's in my yard" and then you'll turn and walk in the opposite direction along the bike path
    02:39:34 PM <-elly-> walk for 5 minutes, and you'll come to some shrubs under the bridge next to the creek
    02:40:04 PM <-elly-> You'll meet oldmate who you'll say "oh hey man, here's the $20 I owe you" and proceed to give him $50
    02:40:40 PM <-elly-> Then you'll turn and walk back to where you met the man with the white cap and tennis racket, who will now be carrying a flute case
    02:40:58 PM <-elly-> He will tell you that he found your dog, and give you the "address" written on paper
    02:41:16 PM <-elly-> Inside the paper you'll find the adress to go to to.
    02:41:57 PM <-elly-> Grifmore: Carry on walking toward the adress, as you pass the school turn your cap around and light a cigarette. The person waiting on the front verandah will see this, nod twice, and go inside
    02:42:17 PM <Grifmore> I'm listening
    02:42:29 PM <-elly-> You are to walk by the house and NOT go inside, but walk down the side street and knock on the side gate, a tall wooden fence.
    02:42:51 PM <-elly-> After knocking three times, you are to crush your cigarette with your foot and walk around to the front of the house
    02:43:05 PM <-elly-> The man who nodded will now be checkin the mailbox
    02:43:31 PM <-elly-> You will say "morning mate" and he will reply with "oi, can you take this to the mailbox for me? wrong address!"
    02:43:55 PM <-elly-> You'll then take the letter to the adress on the envelope, after shaking the man's hand and turning your cap around the right way.
    02:44:37 PM <-elly-> The postcode combined with the unit/street number forms a phone number you must decipher whilst sipping a pot of XXXX Gold at the pub down the street.
    02:45:06 PM <-elly-> You will call this number, a home phone number, and as the lady answers you must say "I'm looking for the crows for sale"
    02:45:22 PM <-elly-> She will tell you that she is too busy to take your request but to follow on to the house
    02:45:29 PM <-elly-> NEXT DOOR to the address on the envelope
    02:45:39 PM <-elly-> She will also tell you to not use the buzzer as it is broken
    02:46:13 PM <-elly-> The walk to this address will take aproximately 17 minutes, or the time it takes you to sing and remember al the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. YOU MUST NOT HAVE YOUR IPOD
    02:46:43 PM <-elly-> On the way, light a cigarette and drop it on the ground, but DO NOT STUB IT OUT.
    02:47:10 PM <-elly-> By the time you have finished singing bohemian rhapsody, and as you sing "anyway the wind blows" (Hit the high note)
    02:47:28 PM <-elly-> A woman will emerge from the house and take you inside. She will offer to take your cap - DO NOT LET HER
    02:47:42 PM <-elly-> Instead, slap her on the ass and say "not today, sugar cakes!"
    02:48:20 PM <-elly-> She will offer you lamingtons and lemonade, you will agree and as you are eating a well trained gallah will fly to you and deliver your Package
    02:48:31 PM <-elly-> You are to leave, and leave quickly, Grifmore
    02:48:43 PM <Grifmore> -elly-: I find it quite amazing you can keep on going xD
    02:48:48 PM <-elly-> You will have recieved a sheet of 10 tabs
    02:48:59 PM <-elly-> IF you want microdots, You can just call me
    02:49:11 PM <-elly-> I'll meet you anywhere.




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      LMFAO! this is hilarious. I can't stop giggling. Did this converstion really take place? This [censored] is great
    | Posted on 2010-05-15 00:00:00 | by ashlee_jane2003 | [ Reply to This ]


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