02:37:56 PM <Grifmore> Sooo... they said you knew where to get LSD
02:38:28 PM <-elly-> Grifmore: Go down the the park, wait for a guy to walk by in a white cap and carrying a tennis racket
02:38:40 PM <-elly-> Ask him if he's seen your dog, tell him it's a small black poodle
02:39:03 PM <Grifmore> I want LSD, not a a blowjob and wierd oralsex
02:39:04 PM <-elly-> He'll say, "I think it's in my yard" and then you'll turn and walk in the opposite direction along the bike path
02:39:34 PM <-elly-> walk for 5 minutes, and you'll come to some shrubs under the bridge next to the creek
02:40:04 PM <-elly-> You'll meet oldmate who you'll say "oh hey man, here's the $20 I owe you" and proceed to give him $50
02:40:40 PM <-elly-> Then you'll turn and walk back to where you met the man with the white cap and tennis racket, who will now be carrying a flute case
02:40:58 PM <-elly-> He will tell you that he found your dog, and give you the "address" written on paper
02:41:16 PM <-elly-> Inside the paper you'll find the adress to go to to.
02:41:57 PM <-elly-> Grifmore: Carry on walking toward the adress, as you pass the school turn your cap around and light a cigarette. The person waiting on the front verandah will see this, nod twice, and go inside
02:42:17 PM <Grifmore> I'm listening
02:42:29 PM <-elly-> You are to walk by the house and NOT go inside, but walk down the side street and knock on the side gate, a tall wooden fence.
02:42:51 PM <-elly-> After knocking three times, you are to crush your cigarette with your foot and walk around to the front of the house
02:43:05 PM <-elly-> The man who nodded will now be checkin the mailbox
02:43:31 PM <-elly-> You will say "morning mate" and he will reply with "oi, can you take this to the mailbox for me? wrong address!"
02:43:55 PM <-elly-> You'll then take the letter to the adress on the envelope, after shaking the man's hand and turning your cap around the right way.
02:44:37 PM <-elly-> The postcode combined with the unit/street number forms a phone number you must decipher whilst sipping a pot of XXXX Gold at the pub down the street.
02:45:06 PM <-elly-> You will call this number, a home phone number, and as the lady answers you must say "I'm looking for the crows for sale"
02:45:22 PM <-elly-> She will tell you that she is too busy to take your request but to follow on to the house
02:45:29 PM <-elly-> NEXT DOOR to the address on the envelope
02:45:39 PM <-elly-> She will also tell you to not use the buzzer as it is broken
02:46:13 PM <-elly-> The walk to this address will take aproximately 17 minutes, or the time it takes you to sing and remember al the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody. YOU MUST NOT HAVE YOUR IPOD
02:46:43 PM <-elly-> On the way, light a cigarette and drop it on the ground, but DO NOT STUB IT OUT.
02:47:10 PM <-elly-> By the time you have finished singing bohemian rhapsody, and as you sing "anyway the wind blows" (Hit the high note)
02:47:28 PM <-elly-> A woman will emerge from the house and take you inside. She will offer to take your cap - DO NOT LET HER
02:47:42 PM <-elly-> Instead, slap her on the ass and say "not today, sugar cakes!"
02:48:20 PM <-elly-> She will offer you lamingtons and lemonade, you will agree and as you are eating a well trained gallah will fly to you and deliver your Package
02:48:31 PM <-elly-> You are to leave, and leave quickly, Grifmore
02:48:43 PM <Grifmore> -elly-: I find it quite amazing you can keep on going xD
02:48:48 PM <-elly-> You will have recieved a sheet of 10 tabs
02:48:59 PM <-elly-> IF you want microdots, You can just call me
02:49:11 PM <-elly-> I'll meet you anywhere.