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    dots Submission Name: eHarmonydots

    Author: Lynda
    ASL Info:    26/F
    Elite Ratio:    2.89 - 40/45/29
    Words: 118
    Class/Type: Misc/Misc
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       Wow, you turn 30 and people think you're totally helpless!! :)

    Make the font bigger!! Double Spacing Back to recent posts.


    eHarmony can you find me perfection?
    Can you make this mirage turn real?
    My friends lead me to believe
    That the price is a very good deal

    Thirty dollars a month is all it takes
    For my future husband to be found
    He'll show up in my inbox one day
    Along with 2.5 kids and a hound

    Come on now, let's get real
    I know I'm 30 but I'm not dying
    Just because all of you are married
    Doesn't mean I've given up trying

    I'll find a man in my own good time
    Probably right in front of my face
    I don't need help from eHarmony...
    But maybe I'll join up, just in case!!

    Submitted on 2010-09-15 20:57:03     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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    ||| Comments |||
      i like this...it's cleverly conceived.
    along with my 2.5 kids...just would love to see that .5 one.

    | Posted on 2011-09-07 00:00:00 | by jacoberin | [ Reply to This ]
      Haha, very funny and honest.
    As I currently tell my 26 year old sister all the time, just live your life open, and love with come in.
    | Posted on 2010-09-20 00:00:00 | by Joybell | [ Reply to This ]
      Marriages are made in heaven and celebrated on earth. Relations are made before our advent to earth. Do not worry you will meet your soul mate as it is already destined.
    | Posted on 2010-09-19 00:00:00 | by Ramneet | [ Reply to This ]
      This was great!

    | Posted on 2010-09-16 00:00:00 | by BusterLILblock | [ Reply to This ]
      hey and hi
    this was funny and a good thot
    its true some of those sites u never no what u are paying for i havnt used it myself but no of a few people that got some real hogs and some did okay
    kind of like shooting craps you hav a 50 50 chance of being a winner lol
    | Posted on 2010-09-16 00:00:00 | by sandman | [ Reply to This ]

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