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    dots Submission Name: The Psycho Fairy From Tucumcari dots

    Author: DaleP
    ASL Info:    57/M/TX
    Elite Ratio:    6.21 - 629/553/330
    Words: 320
    Class/Type: Poetry/Misc
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    dotsThe Psycho Fairy From Tucumcari dots

    I was sitting on my suitcase
    with my thumb out and crying,
    wondering if I would ever feel
    anything but blue and confused.

    My woman had left me.
    My dog up and died from distemper.
    I was dead broke and wasted from hunger
    bummed out on the highway,

    waiting for a ride to anywhere but here.
    Oh, I was on the wrong side of lonesome
    and crying. I felt just like dying
    right there on the blacktop. Oh, it was

    just about twilight and I was just about ready
    to lay down forever and rest by the roadside.
    When the lord sent me an angel to soothe
    and to guide me to heaven. Yes it was

    just outside of Tucumcari, New Mexico
    when he came ripping down the road
    on a chartreuse Hog,
    and you can bet my eyes were all agog.

    With a squeal of tires he came to a stop.
    I couldn't help it my jaw just dropped.
    Then he smiled and said to me,
    "They call me the Psycho Fairy

    but you can call me peaches
    as long as you bring the cream."
    Well he's six foot six and his chest is hairy.
    He wears a red cape and a leather thong.

    (Point of fact except for his boots
    That's all he had on)
    And he rides on his Harley all day long.
    Yes he's the Psycho Fairy from Tucumcari.

    I dam near melted in his hot brown eyes.
    I swear I felt something trickle down my thighs.
    I never thought of myself as being someone's bitch
    and I damn well knew it was wrong.

    I left my suitcase there in the ditch.
    I closed my eyes and climbed on board.
    That"s when we rode off together
    down that long hot highway.

    Submitted on 2010-11-30 01:23:03     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      Sounds like someone got lost on their way to the Burning Man festival.... lol

    There are times when you just have to throw caution to the wind and Live It... just so you can tell the story afterwards. :) I loved this visual giggle.
    | Posted on 2010-12-17 00:00:00 | by Runes | [ Reply to This ]
      Odd that as I read this I'm listening to Rodney Carrington telling jokes along the same kind of line. I wonder who made this "gay day"? Anyway, it fits in as a multi-media experience. Now to go shopping for a bike...
    | Posted on 2010-11-30 00:00:00 | by Blue Monk | [ Reply to This ]

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