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    dots Submission Name: How Igor Got His Hump dots
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    Author: DaleP
    ASL Info:    57/M/TX
    Elite Ratio:    6.21 - 629/553/330
    Words: 118
    Class/Type: Poetry/Longing
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    dotsHow Igor Got His Hump dots
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    As crimson drops plop upon my table
    top, slopping their way to the cobbled floor.
    I stare in disgust at the pile of severed
    Hands, I cut one off and it grows anew
    yet smaller than before. I chew this over
    awhile and slowly begin to smile.
    Too much daemon drool, you half-wit fool, you've
    got the other portions right. A pint Of
    vampires blood, one ounce of mamba venom,
    All the marrow from a dead saints bones, and!
    one cup of a virgins menstrual flow. There,
    now that obviously should do the trick
    the next time a much larger hand should grow
    and then we can test the potion on your.....




    Submitted on 2010-12-03 19:31:57     Terms of Service / Copyright Rules
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      You are definitely a depraved and deviant soul . I'm wondering if this potion is the reason Igor gets his hump from the fair damsel . "No doubt" you say . I agree . A disgustingly inspirational write . Thanks .
    | Posted on 2010-12-03 00:00:00 | by monad | [ Reply to This ]


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